So, when I was eighteen I decided/realised that I was God.
Not in the God-of-my-own-destiny kind of way, but in the I-am-your-lord-and-savior-you-better-start-worshippin' kind of way.
I started on my plan for a new religion and made sure that my title was set in concrete - or rather, tattooed on the back of my neck.
Needless to say, once I came to terms with the general population's apathy/skepticism, I lost interest and the whole scheme fell to pieces.
Except for one part.
The tattoo on the back of my neck.
That didn't go anywhere.
So now when my hair is up, it gives people the impression that I am religious.
Not just religious, but one of those hard core, christian, douche bags, who plays in a christian metal band and carries on about how "X-treme" their love is for the lord.
If I could go back in time, I would find my eighteen year old self and punch me in the back of the head.
COMPETITION!!
If you can think of a design to transform my stupid mistake into something I'm no longer ashamed of, you will win my gratitude forever!!
(the best I can do is to put "I am not religious" and a little arrow above it. But there's really no wit or imagination in that)
So, come on folks! Design me something awesome!!
2 comments:
I vote for putting a asterix next to is and then writing in fine print below; 'My tattooist was dyslexic, this should have said 'dog.' Because who doesn't like dogs?'
just get a huge snake wrapped around your neck or coiled up if a tattoo is big and dark enough it covers up dodgy ones nicely :D
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