Rat Rooting

Did you know that I receive more crap as an adult for having red hair than I ever did as a child?

It's true.

It really gets me down.

I've drawn you up an analogy to illustrate exactly what it does to me:

It's devastating. 

You've made it

It's midday Wednesday and I'm currently standing naked in my kitchen eating chocolate pudding.

If life is some sort of ultimate championship; I'm pretty sure I've just won it.

Hunter

You were just leaving?