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I turned up to work at 12pm today.
I start work at 6pm tonight.

Yesterday I was driving home.
I got out of the car and realised that I had pulled up in the Marketplace car park.

I went to change to third gear but couldn't find the clutch.
I was driving an auto.
(that one was understandable, I'm driving a friend's car)

Question time: Theme Song

Alrighty, If you could make any song your official theme song, what would it be and why?

Now, you guys have to reply to this one in the comments section below, not on Facebook.

Little Known Facts

Here are some little known facts about Sarah for today:

• She has two middle names
• She is wearing a white dressing gown
• She doesn't have a favorite colour
• She has currently been awake for fifty one hours
• She is having trouble typing
• She doesn't feel very well
• She forgot what she was going to write
• She handed in her essay yesterday and for some reason believes that she didn't need to study today
• She probably couldn't have studied today if she tried
• She is tad off with the fairies
• She was supposed to have replaced her laptop fan over a year ago and now her laptop keeps over heating and making an annoying-arse sound
• She needs to go to bed now
• She just realised that she has tomorrow off work!
• She's pleasantly surprised!

There you go, not only do you now know more about Sarah, but you've also managed to waste 45 precious seconds of your time.
To make up for it, here is a picture of Sarah as the Virgin Mary:

Good night.

Update your blog

Holy moly, Dial up, you make the internet hell.

Anyways...

Caught up with Kane tonight.

"Hey Sarah, hurry up and update your blog! There's nothing to read on the internet."


Uhhhhmmmm... I'm not really sure what to upload...

Oh, Wait!

I did find this photo of a beautiful young princess:

(Note the yellow chair. There is quite possibly a Stan doll inside of it.)

You find him in the strangest places

You find him in the strangest places - Sarah Miller - 2010©

I would like to give a big, heartfelt "Thank you" to the anonymous, crazy arsehole who purchased an enormous, framed print of this illustration off of Redbubble. I would love to know where you are going to hang it.

I would hang it in my dining room.

I would also like to let you know that I have spent the money made from this sale in advance; Suni and I got ourselves well and truly intoxicated at yesterday's food and wine festival and had a fantastic time.

So, thanks again, crazy-spends-too-much-money-on-strange-artwork-person. You helped make my weekend.

King Neptune... NOOOOoooo!!!

What atrocities occurred, I will never know. 

What I do know is that King Neptune no longer presides over the pond in my front yard.

I got 99 connections but broadband ain't one

Hey Everyone,
Sorry it's been so long.
I've had a few people ask me "why no updates?".
The reason, folks, is because I've had no phone line/internet.
Not being able to rant and rave about trivial crap began to get very frustrating, so during this time, I did what anyone with something to say would do.
I began a solo rap career.

My first album, "This Bitch is Legal" speaks of the struggles of everyday life and personal triumphs, like obtaining a drivers license.
This album will be available in all decent music stores soon.

Mil Dog - This Bitch is Legal

Tracks include:

Baby Need New Brake Pads (Stop Screamin' Baby)

This Bitch is Legal

Friday (Rebecca Black cover)

Telstra Gonna Make Me Loose My Mind

Robbie Rotten, Get Yourself a Life (Lazy Town Remix)

Parkin' Fine

This Bird's Gotta See tha Doctor 

I Gotta See tha Doctor

Bird's Gotta See tha Doctor pt II

Includes the bonus track:

Come Ride in My Convertable (Finally Managed to Raise Tha Roof)