Tuesday, August 10, 2010

My Campaign Promise to You

Hi, my name is Sarah Miller and this election I am making you a promise.
A promise that I promise to keep.
A promise for the benefit of all Australians.
This election, your vote counts and that is why I make this promise. 

If this August the 21st you walk into a voting booth and choose to vote The Family First Party, 
I promise that I will think of you as a dumb arse until the end of my days.
I will call you a dumb arse.
I will tell your friends and family that you are a dumb arse.
And I will more than likely throw up a little bit in my mouth to think that I know such a dumb arse.

So, come on Australia!
Do your country a favour  - Don't be a dumb arse!
You're better than that!


A vote for Family First is a vote toward stupidity

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