Another useless sales person

I wish to apologise for anyone who came into my work today.
Helen would've been better off rostering on a cardboard cut out for the morning.
My body was there... but that was about it.
Dividing up the monthly budget usually takes about ten minutes. Today it took three quarters of an hour, plus a calculator, plus a bottle of white out.
And that wasn't all:

• I Put my badge on upside down.

• I went into the store room to get an item of clothing, forgot why I was there and had to walk back to check the computer... not just once, but four times

• Tripped over my own foot (Not that this is unusual for me, it just added to my day)

• I called the Albury store, but forgot why I had called them, so made up some bullshit question that I already knew the answer to.

• Forgot the combination to the store room (A combination that I use every day).

• Shut my finger in the register

I dare say that I did a few more stupid things than that, but was just too off with the fairies to notice.

Probably a good thing that I have tomorrow off.