"That's quite a cute outfit" I think to my self,
"Shame about the pale green shir... wait a second. She's wearing a name tag!
She works here!"
I turn to David, "Would you consider that outfit appropriate for work?"
"No." he replied sternly, without even needing to ask what I was referring to.
David then informed me that it was sort of a "work mufti day..."
"Oh, that makes sense" I thought, until he ended with "...they're all wearing something black as a sign of mourning for the people affected by the Queensland floods."
I looked around, I saw a couple of workers in black shirts, the rest in regular uniform.
I turn back to David "So, this girl is using a recent tragedy to make a sort of fashion statement at work?"
"Yes Baby, she's a fuck-head"
So, for those of you out there unsure of what to wear when your workplace has a bit of a mufti day going on (whether or not a day of mourning) I have made you a little verse to help you remember:
Unless you work at Supre or turn tricks for a living
Shorty-shorts are unbefitting
Whelp, I hope you've all had a good weekend. This has been the first installment of:
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