Keywords

Something came up in conversation last night about attention spans.

I can't really remember, I wasn't paying much attention. What I do remember though was David saying something about how I don't really listen when people speak.

I do listen, just in my own way.

I explained that I tend to drift off with out noticing so I've learnt to underline keywords that I hear and form a new sentence from those.

"You rude arsehole!" he exclaimed.

Note: David did not find this funny.