He's good for it

My seventeen year old brother has just finished his first week of work at the local abattoir.

His first pay arrived in the bank yesterday and he now sees himself as a member of high society.

His weekly shopping list was as follows:

1x4 pk Red Bull energy drink

1x4 pk Mother energy drink

1x crtn Longbeach "rich" cigarettes

1x KFC Wicked Wings value pack

Today I went over to visit. He was wearing mum's scarf as a cravat under his dressing gown.